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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

How I learnt to mind my own business


I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over,
but I saw a little gap in the planks,
so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
(From my collection of web articles)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

How 'princy' made us clean our class.


This is about how our principal(is called princy by us) tricked us into cleaning & beautifying our otherwise dirty,shabby classes.

Our 'princy' wanted to beautify the school & the surroundings as this year's inter-school youth festival is going to be held in our school. And, as he didn't want to ask the children directly to take brooms & mops & clean the class rooms he decided to have a school cleanliness competition. The different classes were divided into different groups and we were given a week's time to do the job.

Though most of us understood his plan we did take it very seriously.Thus we began cleaning, we took brooms, mops ,cloths ,cleaning lotions & what not!,children stuck posters on different topics, a flower vase& a mat was kept on the teacher's table.

So ,though it was a trick by 'princy' ,we all loved it & the best part is that our class looks pretty refreshing & clean now!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Have sympathy for Vampires and Werewolves


Have a little sympathy for Count Dracula and the wolf man. They were blood thirsty, but it may not have been their fault.

A Canadian chemist reports that the film Vampires and Werewolves popularized by Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney Jrmay have been based on real victims of a rare group of genetic disorders .

"The folk mythology may have had some truths" said David Dolphin of the University of British Columbia .The diseases, known as porphyrias, are associated with a malfunction in the biochemical production of heme, the red pigment in blood.

Victims of the diseases are extremely sensitive to the sun and accumulate chemicals called porphyrins that can transform oxygen into a toxic substance that destroys skin tissue .The result, said Dolphin can be devastating, skin lesions may be "so severe that the nose and fingers may be destroyed ", as the gums degenerate, the teeth become prominent and fang-like , and "the unfortunate individuals who suffer from this disease may become very hairy".

"Imagine the manner in which an individual in the Middle Ages would have been received if they only went out at night .... They would have an animal look about them, being hairy, large of tooth and badly disfigured. It has been suggested, and it seems more than likely, that such people might well have been considered werewolves " Dolphin told a chemistry session here at the annual meeting o the American Association for the Advancement of science.

"The story however goes beyond werewolves to vampires", said Dolphin, who studies the body scheme proteins. Today the rare and incurable disorder carried but not always expressed by about one in 200,000 individuals, can be treated in part by avoiding sunlight or receiving heme injections that can alleviate some of the symptoms, Dolphin said. “Since in the Middle Ages an injection of the red pigment of blood would not be possible.”Dolphin said.”What else might take place? If a large amount of blood were to be drunk, then the heme in it, if it passes through the stomach wall to the blood stream, would serve the same purpose".

"It is our contention that blood -drinking vampires were in fact victims of porphyria trying to alleviate the symptoms of their dreadful disease. The folklore concerning the nocturnal behavior of vampires would, of course, be consistent with their photosensitivity", he said Legends about vampires suggest that their victims turn into vampires as well, "that’s also explicable", Dolphin said. Long ago, less travelled and more in breeding might have made porphyria more common in some parts of the world .But those who carry the gene for the disease do not always show symptoms, which may be triggered by stress. Today, attacks may be triggered by alcohol or drugs .In the past, if one porphyrias victim bit another carrier of the disease, blood loss could have triggered it, Dolphin said.

He also cited a chemical bases for the legend about sleeping with a wreath of garlic around the neck to ward off vampires. Liver functioning involves chemicals known as cytochromes P-450 that also contain heme .They help rid the body of waste ,but some drugs and chemicals can destroys liver heme functioning . A key component of garlic can do the same thing, Dolphin said. In its most severe form, porphyria also can bring on severe nervous attacks and mental illness. Dolphin noted that King GeorgeIII, who suffered from attacks of delirium, is thought by many to have been a victim of porphyria. He died in 1820at age of 80.

There are few severely ill victims of the disease today, but Dolphin showed a recent photograph of a 40-year -old American sufferer with a shrunken face and vampire like teeth.

Originally published by Cristine Russel

(From my collection of paper clippings)

Monday, October 19, 2009

Dukes & Earls of Hutt River Principality

Dukes & Earls by the hundreds - but none in Australia is genuine. While the push to turn Australia in to a republic -thus severing its ties with royal family in London is gaining ground, thousands of well-to-do Australians are proud of their titles & enjoy wearing medals and ceremonial robes.

It hardly matters that these titles are not the real thing and that the robes are not the genuine articles. All that is required to join the ranks of the privileged is 250 Australian dollars .This entitles citizenship of the Hutt River principality, a wheat farm covering 75km-about the size of island of Hong Kong. The land is 450km north of Perth, the capital of state of Western Australia, but is not shown on any map, neither is its claim for sovereignty recognized by the federal govt. in Canberra or the west Australian govt. Yet more than 40000 tourists descend on the "principality' each year to obtain its visa & snap up the bank notes, coins & postage stamps it issues.

Leonard Casley ,a farmer founded the Hutt River principality in 1970 in protest against the low wheat quota allocated to him by authorities. At the same time he gave notice of seceding from Australia. Henceforth he called himself Prince Leonard . He had a flag designed & a 'national anthem' written which includes the words "the land where dreams can all come true... this land I call my own " to make them come true he & the 40000 citizens of Hutt River most of whom live as expatriates on the gold coast, a cluster of holiday resorts on eastern sea board, want to buy an island near Australia which they hope United Nations will recognize as a sovereign state. John Cumming a private investigator who calls himself Lord John Cumming & has been appointed 'defense minister' by prince Leonard expects this to result in the principality obtaining fishing, shipping & banking rights. Its administrative centre has also been shifted to the gold coast where its managed by Kevin Gale, a former sugar plantation worker miner & taxi driver. Gale, now a broker dealing with oil company known as Prince Kevin of Hutt River . On ceremonial occasions he wears a crimson cloak & a silken sash & the more showy one from his big collection of medals. Principality takes up most of his time & his official functions include the bestowing of titles.

The men of Hutt River becomes earls dukes barons marquises, the women duchesses, marchionesses, baronesses & dames. Kevin Sarre, businessman, was elevated to Lord Kevin Sarre and appointed minister for immigration . Ian Perkins , a real estate agent ,became Lord Perkins . Prince Kevin ,who described himself as Prime Minister, carries the additional titles of Baron Clare ,Viscount Kyalite , Duke of Farhaven and Grand Duke of Hibernia . However his wife, Princess Dorothea , does not mind being called Dot.

Hutt River citizens have their titles printed on business and credit cards, with astonishing results. When travelling abroad they are automatically offered hotel suites instead of ordinary rooms and airlines move them to seats in first class. When Prince Kevin visited Singapore the management of the Ming Court Hotel took a look at his business card and gave him a penthouse suite , put a chauffeur -driven car at his disposal and asked him to judge a baby show .The day he checked out he was told there was no bill-it was all on the house.

Hutt River aristocrats have expensive tastes and live in the fast lane. They drive expensive cars and wear gold watches .Many used to belong to Lions and Rotary clubs, so supporting charities has become second nature to them. All of them simply adore titles.

'WE have a lot of fun with them" said Ian Orton, proprietor of Ortons cocktail academy who is known as the earl of Geilston. Novelist Colleen Mecculloch the author of international best seller Thornbirds, who calls herself Baroness Colleen, admitted to dressing up in robes which she says, feels "great in the age of jeans and T-shirts at conformity”. Publican and television rugby commentator Chris Handy, who was 'Knighted and became Sir Christopher, said: we might be a small group but we form a formidable force of contacts and friends around the world.

Originally published by Gerald Stewart

(From my collection of news paper clippings )

Monday, October 5, 2009

ABOUT ME


Err..... this is, i guess my first post.so i thought I'd say a bit,a teeny weeny bit about my self.

I'm a fun loving talkative, 15 year old girl .currently studying in tenth grade in bharatiya vidya bhavan (for those of you who don't know where that is ,it is in kerela,india.)

My hobbies are: listening to cool music ,reading interesting books (like harry potter, dav inci code ...)
About my friends :well...i don't have many friends,but the few i have are the best ones I've ever had they are oormila ,sreelakshmi,reshma,arya, vandana.the reason why i wrote down all their names is that you will be hearing a lot about them in my future posts.
Topics i like: space,UFOs ,history,old cities,monument,cool gadgets.
things i hate :actually,at present i am not able to think of any!!
got lot to study for tomorrow so i guess that's all for now ...
bhavana